My Yuppification Continues...

First Starbucks made me compromise my morals and got me through their doors with those thirst-quenching Green Tea Lemonades they so evilly offer. Now, as the seasons change and the weather cools, I thought I'd finally be able to break free of their corporate coffee grip. But no, now they have to go and start selling these irresistible Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Curse you, Howard Schultz!!