We Drank What?!

mamajuana, originally uploaded by C.B. Cebulski.

As you may have heard, last week was the lovely Jenny Lee's last day at Marvel Comics. And as is tradition, we threw her a nice shindig to celebrate all her hardwork for the company and to send her off in style. As we ate and drank and partied away, I guess no one bothered to read the menu. It wasn't until we were paying the tab that evening that I happened to notice that they offered turtle penis! Sure, it was cured in rum, but it's still a dick in a drink!

Anyway, we decided we couldn't pass up the opportunity, so I slapped down eigtheen of my unemployed dollars for a glass, which we all then shared and tasted. Sure there were plenty of jokes and comments made about size and taste and technique as the glass was passed around, but most are unsuitable for print. So instead, I'll simply pass on a word of advice...

If you ever get offered turtle penis, tell him to put it back in his shell.