You Never Know

You know, I never know what's appropriate. I never know what's cool. I have plenty of stories to tell about what happened to me tonight, or about any other night I've lived through over the last 20 years of my life, but most of the shit that goes on around me is of no consequences to anyone else. But it makes for good times... and good stories.

I wish I had some quote or some piece of advice I could offer tonight, but I don't think all but three people who read this would understand what '"Remember Halzacks" means.