Ah, college... four years and you're out, right? You graduate, you get a job and life starts for real, yeah? Well, maybe we had it all wrong.
Sounds like this guy's smarter than all of us.
My favorite quote: "Some girls say it's weird that he's still here, but the bottom line is they all want him."
Oh, how I longed to hear that as I struggled to get my degree.
You know what bothers me most though? They're refering to him as the "real world Van Wilder". Doesn't anyone remember Bluto from Animal House? Kids these days...